在这个快节奏的世界里,幽默是我们最好的解药。分享几个简短有趣的段子,希望能让你会心一笑:
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they’re always nucleus!
(为什么科学家不相信原子?因为它们总是耍花招!)
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
(我告诉妻子她画眉毛太高了,她看起来很惊讶。)
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
(我曾经是个面包师,但赚的钱不够多。)
4. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(我是海鲜饮食法,看见吃的就吃。)
5. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He said: “Stop lying.”
(我告诉医生我的胳膊断了两处,他说:“别撒谎。”)
希望这些小笑话能为你的日常增添一丝欢乐!